jambandit
spicyshimmy:

WHAT DRAGON AGE IS ABOUTSource: My Ninety-two Playthroughs in Which I Made Most Of The Same Choices Every Time
45.45% Your emotional compromisation
9.09% Bad decisions
9.09% Lonely weirdos
10.1% Can’t open locks
5.05% Deposits
5.05% Worse decisions
5.05% Get me out of the Fade
5.05% Get me out of the Deep Roads
5.05% Unromanceable dwarfs
0.1% Dragons

spicyshimmy:

WHAT DRAGON AGE IS ABOUT
Source: My Ninety-two Playthroughs in Which I Made Most Of The Same Choices Every Time

  • 45.45% Your emotional compromisation
  • 9.09% Bad decisions
  • 9.09% Lonely weirdos
  • 10.1% Can’t open locks
  • 5.05% Deposits
  • 5.05% Worse decisions
  • 5.05% Get me out of the Fade
  • 5.05% Get me out of the Deep Roads
  • 5.05% Unromanceable dwarfs
  • 0.1% Dragons
cypheroftyr

cypheroftyr:

w4rgoddess:

dgaider:

andybennett:

THANK YOU! Seriously thank you to everybody who came and liked and reblogged and followed me throughout February. Your support is everything to me.

Thank you to Bioware for inspiring me for an entire month. Thank you Matt Rhodes and David Gaider and the rest of the creative teams for creating some amazing companions that I’ve had the pleasure of blowing up a Chantry or two with. 

I love you all!

These are actually pretty awesome. Well done, Andy. :)

Not sure who some of these people are, but the art’s amazing, and I love that Flemeth gets her own shot all to herself.

Nice to see them all in one post since I missed a few. Gorgeous work!

commanderbishoujo

commanderbishoujo:

commanderbishoujo:

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drparisa replied to your post: “and the only thing better than lady pirates in love with each other is…”:
WHY DOES THEDAS NOT HAVE MERMAIDS…………… THERE IS A SEVERE LACK OF FANTASTICAL CREATURES.. we have werewolves why not mermaids

there are totally mermaids in thedas no one can convince me otherwise ok if we have werewolves and dragons and once had griffons WE CAN HAVE MERMAIDS

what if mermaids lived in the warmer tropical waters like around par vollen and seheron and around rivain

what if the qunari had all kinds of tales about them that no bas will ever hear (like the theory they are what remains of the indigenous humans of par vollen who were displaced by the qunari)

what if they had warring clans like the Zora in Zelda

what if no one really knew whose side they were on

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surrealistdreamer
queenmoeblob:

coeur-de-porcelaine:

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: I think the idea of a “Male” Desire Demon is ridiculous, stupid, and sexist. They may as well ask for a Rage, Sloth, Hunger, or Pride Demon to grow boobs.
 

Funny, I always thought that the fact that the Desire Demon is the only one that’s seemingly female AND obviously it has to take the form of a nearly naked woman with giant boobs is what’s sexist, (and boring). I wish Bioware would get creative and move away from the ~monstrous naked female enemy type trope. broodmothers, banshees, desire demons, you know, that’s enough.  Or compensate by throwing hundreds of male desire demons in g-strings in DA:I, along with bouncing package and all. 

i totally agree with you. 100%

queenmoeblob:

coeur-de-porcelaine:

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: I think the idea of a “Male” Desire Demon is ridiculous, stupid, and sexist. They may as well ask for a Rage, Sloth, Hunger, or Pride Demon to grow boobs.

 

Funny, I always thought that the fact that the Desire Demon is the only one that’s seemingly female AND obviously it has to take the form of a nearly naked woman with giant boobs is what’s sexist, (and boring). I wish Bioware would get creative and move away from the ~monstrous naked female enemy type trope. broodmothers, banshees, desire demons, you know, that’s enough.  Or compensate by throwing hundreds of male desire demons in g-strings in DA:I, along with bouncing package and all. 

i totally agree with you. 100%

thegaywardens
afragmentcastadrift:

kyeshgall:

virusq:

kyeshgall:

varric’s flask symbol 
to me it looks like a vagina

It’s what Isabela carved into the railing.

you know, i think that would be really sweet. here’s isabela making this artistic joke about how fancy decorative symbols tend to look a lot like genitalia.
and for a while it becomes this symbol to her and her friends that represents the ridiculousness of high society. (after all, if you’re going to decorate with genitalia, GO FOR IT, but don’t pretend that’s not what you’re doing!)
and somehow over the years it comes to represent other hidden meanings, as well. so when it’s time for isabela to leave and she gives him this fancy leather flask with the symbol worked into it, he knows what she’s really trying to say is “you’re one of the best friends i have and i’ll miss you so much” without her ever having to say it out loud.
so when Cadash can’t hold back her curiosity any longer, Varric replies:
"No, Inquisitor, since you asked it’s not supposed to be suggestive of anything. Well, no, that’s not true. Technically is supposed to be. But it’s also not…  Hey, you want to hear a story about a pirate and a stolen book? It’s one of my favorites.”

Reblogging for perfect headcanon.

afragmentcastadrift:

kyeshgall:

virusq:

kyeshgall:

varric’s flask symbol

to me it looks like a vagina

It’s what Isabela carved into the railing.

you know, i think that would be really sweet. here’s isabela making this artistic joke about how fancy decorative symbols tend to look a lot like genitalia.

and for a while it becomes this symbol to her and her friends that represents the ridiculousness of high society. (after all, if you’re going to decorate with genitalia, GO FOR IT, but don’t pretend that’s not what you’re doing!)

and somehow over the years it comes to represent other hidden meanings, as well. so when it’s time for isabela to leave and she gives him this fancy leather flask with the symbol worked into it, he knows what she’s really trying to say is “you’re one of the best friends i have and i’ll miss you so much” without her ever having to say it out loud.

so when Cadash can’t hold back her curiosity any longer, Varric replies:

"No, Inquisitor, since you asked it’s not supposed to be suggestive of anything. Well, no, that’s not true. Technically is supposed to be. But it’s also not…  Hey, you want to hear a story about a pirate and a stolen book? It’s one of my favorites.”

Reblogging for perfect headcanon.

dragonagestuff
andybennett:

Daily Draw February 2nd:-
When Ander-kins went bat shit cray and blew up the *SPOILER*, my Hawke was all “Well… okay!” and thought Anders was pretty badass. I like to think he relaxed somewhat after act 3, enjoying his sexy time with Hawke and taking fashion tips from Varric, all the while basking in the revolution he started and laughing with Justice at Sebastian’s face when *SPOILER* happened.
In reality he was probably super sad over what happened, dodging assassins sent by Sebastian and struggling with the taint. I don’t think he’ll get much of a happy ending. :(

andybennett:

Daily Draw February 2nd:-

When Ander-kins went bat shit cray and blew up the *SPOILER*, my Hawke was all “Well… okay!” and thought Anders was pretty badass. I like to think he relaxed somewhat after act 3, enjoying his sexy time with Hawke and taking fashion tips from Varric, all the while basking in the revolution he started and laughing with Justice at Sebastian’s face when *SPOILER* happened.

In reality he was probably super sad over what happened, dodging assassins sent by Sebastian and struggling with the taint. I don’t think he’ll get much of a happy ending. :(