Nothing But Bad Ideas

wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow:

Fuck me.

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ilikelookingatnakedmen:

tai chi with Dracula

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murrehtrishoos:

blanketforyourshock:

completelycumberbatched:

jawnlovesjumpers:

cosmostrekker:

timeywimeyholmes:

no

because this is actually fucking true

this prick ass bitch

can

• draw
• act
• pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
• and is like super shitting nice
• and it pisses me off
• and to add it all
• he is gorgeous

the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes

YEAH JUST TOMATOES

UGH I HATE THIS MAN

Not only that, but he also:

• Reads a significant amount
• Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
• Can carry out urbane conversations
• Is extraordinarily humble and modest
• Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
• Is ginger.

Some more stuff to add on to the list:

• his immense, extensive vocabulary
• the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
• can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
• he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote? 

Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.

And may I add, he can also

• play piano
• play violin
• scuba dive
• rock climb
• ride motorbikes
• and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
• oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
• and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen

DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)

I also heard he’s

• a fucking fantastic lover

oh and stating the obvious

• as was said before
• this gorgeous piece of actor can 
• you know
• actually act
• not to mention he can do accents
• but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
• speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
• and
• he’s the biggest dork on the planet
• and he makes that attractive

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graphicspuddle:

tomigiru:

tigressanna:

kiana-m:

erinthesails:

thesmerch:

Adam

Adam in a wifebeater and chains 

what are you doing

*my undying love for Adam Savage*

the 2nd one

Adam you classy fucker

Omg, Crisscross.

Adam and guns

best combination

I love this man

Always have

Always will

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mostly10:

heavenandhellcastiel:

OW my heart can’t take your perfect, misha. it just can’t.

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My little boy David loves watching the Fantastic Four films, he especially loves Chris Evans and spends a lot of time playing at being Johnny Storm. I have to play the baddie and he defeats me. He’s got his walls covered with Johnny Storm pictures too and he knows all the lines. We were recently staying with my best friend Tom who lives in Manchester, England and found out that Chris Evans was coming to town. David was disappointed to find that we’d have already left before the film crew arrived so he sat down and made a card with some pictures for Chris Evans and wrote him a little note. I’ve never seen him sit so long at a table and concentrate! I wish I’d scanned it but I never thought. On the front he did a little picture of Johnny Storm flying across the sky and inside another picture of a scene from the first movie with some speech bubbles and he wrote a little note to Chris saying he was his favourite actor. His ‘uncle’ Tom promised he’d try to get it to Chris Evans for him. 

Tom took the card to the film site but security was so tight that he couldn’t get near anyone so he left the card with a note saying who it was from and that he was sorry not to get to take a photo for David’s birthday which was soon. The security guy told him to write down his address and he’d try to find someone to pass it to but made no promises as everything was crazy. That was on Friday 24th Sept. The following morning Tom received a special ‘next day delivery’ from Chris Evans! In it was a brilliant photo of Chris holding up David’s little card, a birthday card with a message from Chris Evans, he’d also signed two BluRay DVD covers with a little message on each for David. On one it said ‘FLAME ON!’ and was signed and on the other it said ‘DREAM BIG, BUDDY’ and was also signed. 

It was David’s birthday yesterday. When he saw the card from Chris he read it, looked up, read it again, asked us to read it for him then he just stared at it grinning just repeating, ‘‘really? not really! really? is it real?’’ When we told him what had happened he started to tremble a bit, ran to his room, ran back again and basically didn’t know where to put himself. He had actually seen the photo before his birthday but we’ve now had it framed and he knew about nothing else. For the rest of the day he kept running back to the card and picture to look at them for the millionth time. We haven’t been allowed to play the DVDs yet as they have to stay on display and no-one’s allowed to touch them. When he’d gone to bed at the end of the day, we were tidying the mess up and had a big panic because we couldn’t find the photo! We were just getting desperate when David’s older sister had an idea. She checked under his pillow and it was there! {x}

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“I was walking down the boardwalk in Venice Beach and some kids had probably two litters of puppies in a cardbord box. They were maybe a day to 3 days old and she was at the very bottom of the box and she couldn’t open her eyes yet. Nearly could fit into the palm of my hand.. and they were like ‘gimme 300 dollars!’ and I was like ‘I got 20 bucks on me. Give me the one that’s not gonna make it through the day.’ And I took her to the vet and he was like ‘I don’t know, man. She’s too young, she shouldn’t be away from her mom.’ So I bottle-fed her for a month and she used to kiss her way around which is how she got her name ‘Bisou’ - it means ‘kiss’ in french. And 12 years later, here she is.”

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sexualstephenfryfrustration:

“True or False: Stephen- In order to become pretty, women must apply make up.”

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